L’Etape du Tour
I would love to see a satellite image over the Col du Tourmalet on 18 July 2010, it would look like a swarm of army ants on the march towards the majestic mountains of the cycling gods from yesteryear – 10,000 cyclists making their way through the lush valleys, past fresh mountain streams, munching their way through countless energy bars and gels to their final destination at the top of the anthill, the legendary Col du Tourmalet.
Celebrating 100 years in the Pyrenees, the Tour organisers included the Col du Tourmalet in 2 stages of this year’s race, with the Etapers completing the Pau to Tourmalet stage. Taking the Barèges ascent to the 2115m summit where an average gradient of 7.5% over 18km was surely going to take its toll after 160km.
As one of the “must-do” sportives for many cyclists, L’Etape du Tour has grown from around 7,000 riders four years ago when I first took part to an incredible 10,000 this year. Where else can you ride on closed roads and pit yourself against the professionals in one stage of the Tour de France? The attrition rate is fairly high, where it is normal for around a quarter of the field not to make it to the finish line within the cutoff time, this year 6888 finished the event.
For a second year running, I had the privilege of riding the Etape as part of the Sky employees’ team, starting last year with a small group of around 30 it grew to an incredible 118 members of staff this year, with full support from British Cycling and Face Partnership.
The mass start is something to behold, the cool, early morning air feels electric with nervous energy and a buzz of noise from cyclists held in pens waiting for the count down. 3, 2, 1, and we’re off, a slow trickle out of the pens towards the first categorized climb of the event, the Marie Blanque. On paper this didn’t look like such a bad climb, bar the last few kilometers, which had a gradient in the red zone, usually around 9-10%.
Gradients have different meanings to different riders, so here is my personal rating:
5-6% is a good tempo where you can still talk with ease
7-8% starting to work a bit more, 3-5 word answers
9-10% digging in, one word answers only
11-12% out of breath, I can’t speak at all
13-14% did someone put the back brakes on, I’m going backwards!
Analysis of the course in the media had said to get to the Marie Blanque in the early groups as there was bound to be a bottleneck with riders getting off their bikes to walk. Having an early start number helped but there was still the drive in the bunch to ride hard to thin out the field and we arrived at the foot of the Marie Blanque, still shroud in mist with small enough groups to ride the whole climb.
I had cleverly displayed the gradient setting on my Garmin, or so I thought, until I started seeing 11-12% consistently on the last section of the Marie Blanque, before it hit 14%… that was the point I got off the bike to check the back brakes, sadly they were not touching the rim. Over the top, and then onto the best part of the ride – descending on closed roads. This is where the Etape comes into its own, with no traffic to contend with, you can give it horns on the descents. My preferred style of descending is to draw a straight line through the middle of the bends and point the bike in that direction, only braking when I really have to.
The next climb was the Col du Solour with its majestic rocky peaks jutting into the clouds. We faced a long steady 22km to the top, luckily most of the climb was still in the shade. The tranquility of the beautiful scenery was disrupted by a lone Vuvuzela echoing through the valleys – who would have thought that pesky little plastic trumpet would make it’s way into such a quiet corner of the Pyrenees. Having heard the horseflies were quite bad on the Solour, my strategy was to out ride them and luckily I found my legs here so only had to fend one off from my arm as it tried to hone in on the salty residue left over from the Marie Blanque.
Entire villages were out in full support, cheering, clapping, Mexican waving – what an amazing love of cycling the French have, I can’t imagine the reception they give the pro cyclists if this is how they supported us mere amateur mortals.
The Tourmalet is one of my favourite climbs having ridden the La Mongie ascent a number of times. I’ve never attempted it from the Barèges side and I can safely say, I may not choose to go up this side again. The massive 10% through Barèges went on forever and the road never dipped below 7%. It was at this point I rewrote my system for grading climbs.
4-5% is a good tempo, should be compulsory every 3 or 4km up any climb
5-6% ok it’s kicking up now, pray no-one asks a question
7-8% checking for an extra gear, oh dear I’m in the smallest gear already
9-10% where’s the button to switch the motor on
11-12% cue uncontrollable swearing
13-14% look for a ditch to hide in if the bike grinds to a halt

The ascent of the Tourmalet, or last climb of any Etape is unusually cruel, but ironically, often what gets folk coming back after swearing never to do the ride again. The road is lined with caravans ready for the Tour, supporters cheer loudly all along the route “Allez la petite blonde”, pouring water over your head, handing out sweets and giving the odd push up the hill. The support in the last kilometer makes you feel like you are winning the race and when you cross the finish line you forget the pain of the last 180km.
Having missed a gold time by 9 minutes last year, I was determined to make it happen this year. To understand how tough the organisers make it, there were less than 100 gold places awarded this year, so I was ecstatic to be one of them. What’s left to explain is how all that pain and suffering converted into numbers, here are my results.
8th in age group
12th lady overall
2nd British lady
1041 out of 10,000
One of my favourite events, for the closed roads, feeling like a pro for the last few kilometers up the climb and the incredible support both on and off the road.
So to put this all into perspective, here are the times from others who rode the course.
Andy Schleck: 5h 03′ 29″
Ist Etape male: 5h 59’ 10”
Ist Etape female: 6h 30’ 35”
Peta McSharry: 7h 55’ 02”
Cut off time: 12h
Stats from my Garmin:
Ride time: 7h 55’
Distance: 180.7km
Max speed: 73.6kph
Avg speed: 22.6kph
Total ascent: 4368m
Total descent: 2547m
Calories: 6943
Avg HR: 157bpm


























